How to Keep Sagittarius Men Happy

This is a quick guide to the age old problem of how to keep Sagittarius men happy. Relatively speaking it is not that difficult to keep the Sagittarius man happy - you should count your blessings with this man and be grateful you haven't pulled an Aquarius 


Sagittarius Men born on or between 23rd November – 21st December

Congratulations You've pulled your Sagittarian man but should you celebrate? Would that be a bit premature? I mean, how are you going to keep him? Will he be happy with you and have you in you to want to keep him happy? How would you go about doing that? Thankfully you've found this article so at least you'll have a few ideas.

What Keeps Sagittarian Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Sagittarius men are happy when life’s a bit of a laugh and loads of fun. They want a wife like a stand-up comedian and a partnership that works as well as The Two Ronnies (a famous UK comedy sketch show with Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett) and a family life that at times resembles Monty Pythons Flying Circus (UK cult comedy - including the film The Life of Brian) or a cleaned up version of Southpark or Family Guy (north American adult cartoons).

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Sagittarius Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Sagittarian man happy is to keep him laughing. Learn to tell jokes and write yourself comedic sketches to perform when you notice a lack of laughter. Take him out to Pub Comedy events and encourage him to heckle. Another tactic that will make him happy is playing tricks on him. He’ll never tire of you leaping out of the wardrobe to frighten him. Make April Fool’s day HIS DAY. Learn to make friends with people who make him laugh and arrange dinner parties famed for their hilarity.

When You Shouldn't Use the Knowledge to Make Your Sagittarius Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Sagittarius man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Some people don't have it in them to tell jokes like a stand up comedian or give dinner parties like those outlined above. If you have no idea how to deliver the punch line of a joke or to cook delicious food do not beat yourself up - you'll be good at other things and maybe your Sagittarius man is different from the typical ones we describe on this website. Perhaps you'd be better with a Libra or an Aries.

Good Advice for Readers

Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy. Don't forget this is the twenty first century. It is acceptable for you to be single.